I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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