You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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