Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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