i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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