just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
