I didn't shave. On purpose
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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