New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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