He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Randomize
