and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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