she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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