C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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