Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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