She announced her abortion via fbk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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