Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
PANTIES FOUND
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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