I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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