Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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