he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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