why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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