To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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