..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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