I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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