oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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