He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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