my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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