tell your sister to shave her snatch
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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