i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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