just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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