he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
