we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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