1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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