Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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