If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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