somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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