I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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