Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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