I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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