absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Randomize
