Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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