We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The best revenge is premature balding
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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