ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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