I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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