butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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