I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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