: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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