East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize
