great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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