I think I died a long time ago.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
