I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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