he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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