covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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