Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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