is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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